Twas the night before the Primary
Twas the night before the primary and all through the state
All the volunteers were dialing saying their candidate was great.
The campaign signs were put on the lawns with such care
Knowing the primary vote was almost there.
The candidates were groomed for late night TV
With visions of impressing you and me.
While Hillary in her pantsuit and Huck in his boots,
Were unsettled that voters did not give a hoot.
When out in Des Moines there arose such a clatter,
2500 journalists descended to see who would matter.
Away to the house parties the candidates flew like a flash,
Romney, Obama and Clinton secure with their cash.
The sun blinding but cold on the fields of new fallen snow,
Made Britains wonder why to Iowa presidential hopefuls would go.
When what to the worlds dismay Kenya’s political unrest did appear
But in the US presidential primaries are calm if not clear.
With 10 presidential hopefuls so much at stake
A tough choice the voters must make.
Higher than eagles the candidates would like to soar
But after Iowa some will see the door.
“Now Rudy! now, Romney! now, Hill and Bill!
On, John! On, Fred! On Joe and Mike!
Food, entertainment and rides the candidates provide to the hall,
Vote for me! Vote for me! Vote for me all!”
And then, in a twinkling, the day it was near
The voters in Iowa would soon make their choices clear.
As the pundits all talked and scratched their heads,
John Edwards said he would not be going to bed.
Their eyes how they burned with the desire to serve
Worked to convinced voters they had the nerve.
To fight Osama, the Taliban and anyone who might attack,
They can do this with one hand tied behind their back.
With the Hollywood writers on strike,
No Conan or David or TV we like.
Forced back to TV no stars will appear
In their place Huck on Jay we will hear.
Huck sprang on a plane to LA he will go,
A mistake to cross the picket lines tomorrow we will know.
But I heard him on TV and he was quite funny
“I’ve been outspent 20 to 1 with all their money.”
Happy Primary eve and peace to all.
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